Cold Fish

With a tee off temperature of a mere 23 degrees, three of the JED Bros began their first of two rounds of play. The Brothers never seemed to fully warm up as they threw an unusual number of discs (and arms) into trees and the ground. Luckily, no discs were hurt but there may be a few arms that will need icing this week.

The first round was cold, wet and the Brothers stunk like dead fish. By the time they started to finally warm up it was already too late because there were only 7 holes remaining. Jason took the first round with a rather unimpressive 89. Ed followed with a 92 and Dave took last with an uncharacteristic 94.

Call it overconfidence, tiredness, hypothermia or whatever but the JED Bros actually started the second round worse then the first. Again discs meet trees, arms were popped and the Brothers swore that Codorus course was cursed. Ed won the second round with a personal best 87 while Jason and Dave followed with a 95 and 98 respectively.

While a congrats goes out to Ed for posting a personal best in such cold conditions which he says did not affect him because he cant feel his fingers anyway, we must also offer a word of support and quick healing to Jason who seems to have hyper-extended his shoulder while trying to avoid the trees and to Dave who seems to have lost that special touch on his disc... yes d-i-s-c you sickos.

The Bros will now enjoy a short layoff, as they are not due back to the course for until sometime in February.